Pages Register | Sign In

December 2006 »

Have a Hairy Christmas!

This is what’s currently on my front page at Amazon.com:

Have a Hairless Holiday

Mangroomer Give the gift of a smooth back with the Mangroomer and for a limited time get a free Norelco G270 trimmer (while supplies last).

Nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like “your hairy back disgusts me.”

Continue reading... »

Diagnosis: Asthma

I finally went to the doctor on Monday. More accurately, student health finally decided I was close enough to dying to let me make an appointment on Monday. I discussed my symptoms with a nurse and two different doctors and they all immediately asked, “Do you have asthma?”

Continue reading... »

Currently On My Desk, #2

Half a box of DayQuil LiquiCaps, the remains of the third box I’ve gone through this week

A box of Sudafed PE

A bottle of Robitussin DM, which is apparently a controlled substance

The second box of Kleenex I’ve gone through this week

A cup of Campbell’s Creamy Mushroom Soup at Hand soup, which is like the best invention ever

Continue reading... »